Harris: Oh, dear! I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding. I didn't have time to finish my sentence. You see, I ....... some farmers
planning to break up your meeting.
Henry: I don't see what all this has got to do with a bomb.
Harris: Well, if we hadn't been cut off I was going to warn you about a bombardment of tomatoes!
After supper, Henry and his family went home. Later that evening the phone rang.
Man's voice: Oh, Mr. Orpington. I've been trying to reach you all day. This is Paul Harris. I called you this morning but I was cut off.
It was a bad line or something.
Henry: Well, what about the bomb?
Harris: The bomb? What on ....... do you mean?
Henry: That's what I'd like to know. You said, I want to warn you about a bomb.
Henry: You shouldn't have bothered. We can all go back home now. The police have ....... the house thoroughly and found nothing
at all.
Vera: Well, at least stay and eat the nice salad I've made.
Henry: All right, Vera. Just so long as there are no tomatoes in it!
The crowd started to ....... and Henry managed to finish his speech without further interruptions. In the meantime the police had
made a thorough search of Henry's house and assured him that there were no hidden bombs. He went back to his sister's house to
collect his family.
He realized that he had to say something quickly to ....... the crowd over to his side. 'Thank you for your generous gift, but I really
prefer them in sandwiches. And now let's get on with the meeting.'
It was then that Henry ....... that the tractors were loaded with boxes of tomatoes, which the farmers started to throw at him.
Unfortunately for Henry, two of them hit him full in the face.
'Well, we can't sell them at a profit,' said the tractor driver, 'because the imported ones are too cheap. So instead of letting them go
to ......., you can have them!'
